Just a random thought, but the new reporter on Bloomberg television bears a remarkable resemblance to Louis Winthorpe III from Trading Places. The speech and mannerisms are an even better match than the look. To Adam's credit he actually knows the financial business, which makes him Einstein compared to the anchors Debby and Matt.
Bernanke and Summers can be the Duke Brothers.
And Timmy can be Clarence Beeks.
Life imitates art? If so where is Ophelia? Oh, she is on CNBC. Woof.
"O that I could find in the desert a wayside shelter for travelers, that I might depart from my people. For they are all adulterers, an unfaithful mob of traitors. Their tongues are devious weapons, bent like drawn bows. With falsehoods rather than truth they have gained power. They commit one crime after another. They do not know me, says the Lord. I will make Jerusalem a heap of ruins, the lair of jackals. I will lay waste to Judah, a desolation where no one can live."
Jeremiah 9:2-3,11