08 February 2021

Stocks and Precious Metals Charts - Dumb Jokes Like the US Markets, but Funnier - Hard Time Killing Floor Blues

 

“Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.” 

Herman Hesse

 

All things considered, I thought we can use some comic relief today. 

So here it is.

Q: What did the salad say to the congregation?

A: Lettuce pray.

Q: What did the bartender say to the horse who came in for a drink?

A: Why the long face?

Q: What did the Dalai Lama order when he went to Pizza Hut?

A: One with everything.

 

 Stocks rallied today.

The precious metals continued to move higher.

Very serious people continued to say very important things.

And the band played on.

Have a pleasant evening.