“Learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.”
Herman Hesse
All things considered, I thought we can use some comic relief today.
So here it is.
Q: What did the salad say to the congregation?
A: Lettuce pray.
Q: What did the bartender say to the horse who came in for a drink?
A: Why the long face?
Q: What did the Dalai Lama order when he went to Pizza Hut?
A: One with everything.
Stocks rallied today.
The precious metals continued to move higher.
Very serious people continued to say very important things.
And the band played on.
Have a pleasant evening.