Weekend Highlight: The Bankers Testify to the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission

High drama.

Wes Craven's remake of It's a Wonderful Life



concept h/t Barry Ritholz

A Brief Bio of the Star of the Proceedings.



"The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."

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